Deep Fried Mayonnaise

RECIPE for Deep Fried Mayonnaise: A food fit for the most beautiful girl in creation.1/2 qt. Mayonnaise, 2 x Egg-Whites, 1 x Slice of Sourdough Bread, 2 tsp. Corn Starch, 2 tsp. White Unbleached Flour, 1/2 qt. Canola Oil. Place Mayonnaise in freezer, wait two hours. De-crust bread (remove crust from slice of sourdough), blend on HIGH for ten seconds. Heat oil on stove. In small bowl combine egg-whites, flour, corn starch, mix lightly, then fold in bread crumbs. Remove Mayonnaise from freezer. Scoop a sphere of Mayonnaise 1” in diameter. Roll sphere in batter. Drop sphere in oil. Remove when golden-brown. Repeat. Serve hot with Secret Sauce. Serves two.

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